Ask Savage

[Savage]

And that is why there is this very special place in hell where you have to listen to all of my rantings while hand-washing my socks.

Oh please. We know your feet are so feculent, that your socks disintegrate after one wearing.

[Mr Boozificator]

And that is why there is this very special place in hell where you have to listen to all of my rantings while hand-washing my socks.

Oh please. We know your feet are so feculent, that your socks disintegrate after one wearing.

I had never read the word "feculent" before, It's going to be my favorite from now on. Which waltz do you want to dance with me on the day of the ceremony?

[Savage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4JPt3qPbE

[Mr Boozificator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4JPt3qPbE

This is so unfair, totally a blow under the belt.
C'est vraiment très beau.
You know it makes me want to marry your daughters even more, right?

[Mr Boozificator]

You asked for it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQm1OmLMNno

[Wingman]

dear savage:
how come dr. doom's fear fall in universal studios is so lame?

[peetie44]

Why, Savage...why?

[Wingman]

dear savage:
did grumpy have a good birthday yesterday? tell him thankee for us, today.

[Savage]

dear savage:
how come dr. doom's fear fall in universal studios is so lame?

Ya got me, Bubba. I have fear of motion and so forth, so you couldn't get me on that damn thing for love or money.

[Savage]

Why, Savage...why?

Just 'cause I can.

[Savage]

dear savage:
did grumpy have a good birthday yesterday? tell him thankee for us, today.

He did, and he had an even better Vet day today, because Chili's gave him a free lunch. Yep, there I was, at 10:59 a.m., standing in line behind fifteen or twenty grizzled old vets, waiting for them to unlock the doors. You know, that's about as good as it gets, here in Tumbleweed Junction.

I'm pretty sure we have the largest number of Pearl Harbor Survivors in the USA. Not to mention the Chosin Few, and all the other VFW folks. All the old hippies who served in Vietnam are here, riding their Harleys, rocking their thin grey or white ponytails below their nearly bald pates. And of course, the younger vets and active duty people are here, too. It's an odd day when I park my car in front of the Von's grocery, and do not immediately spot at least a dozen base stickers.

[Mr Boozificator]

dear savage:
did grumpy have a good birthday yesterday? tell him thankee for us, today.

He did, and he had an even better Vet day today, because Chili's gave him a free lunch. Yep, there I was, at 10:59 a.m., standing in line behind fifteen or twenty grizzled old vets, waiting for them to unlock the doors. You know, that's about as good as it gets, here in Tumbleweed Junction.

I'm pretty sure we have the largest number of Pearl Harbor Survivors in the USA. Not to mention the Chosin Few, and all the other VFW folks. All the old hippies who served in Vietnam are here, riding their Harleys, rocking their thin grey or white ponytails below their nearly bald pates. And of course, the younger vets and active duty people are here, too. It's an odd day when I park my car in front of the Von's grocery, and do not immediately spot at least a dozen base stickers.

I think I'd like it there.
(please imagine a stupid ranting about marrying your daughters and insert it here, I'm too lazy to do it myself today)

[Bur]

Dear Savage is there way to avoid beer farts or should I just switch to liquer.

[Savage]

Dear Savage is there way to avoid beer farts or should I just switch to liquer.

Well, if you were not one of those sort of boys, you would be drinking the gd kentucky elixir, like all good
Americans do. And then your farts would smell pretty, like all bourbon drinkers do.

[BBoozer]

Dear Savage is there way to avoid beer farts or should I just switch to liquer.

Well, if you were not one of those sort of boys, you would be drinking the gd kentucky elixir, like all good
Americans do. And then your farts would smell pretty, like all bourbon drinkers do.

As long as you keep your farts dry. Just saying (and being an asshole - no pun intended).