Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

[Teh Gracie]

Mazel tov to the Ruiner Family and to the Judges!

[mjm]

Congrats!

Crystal will probably be needing a drink or two about now, methinks.

[ivan]

Crystal will probably be needing a drink or two about now, methinks.

It would actually be a really good idea for her to have two Guinness, to replenish a lot of the nutrients and such from labor.

Seriously. It's almost the perfect postpartum drink for the mother.

[DrunkenJackFlask]

Awww...he's gonna be a lady-killer! Hopefully the good kind.

Gratz you two :)

[NYDingbat]

Here's dad getting ready for surgery. Our plan at work isn't very good, you have to do your own C-Sections:


Michael Stephan Noone III
Born: 12-16-08, 02:37am, 9lbs-2oz, 19" long, head 14"



The wee laddie looks forlorn as his tiny hands are bereft of booze! Just like Mommy, Daddy and the rest of our lot would be!


God bless your wee tiny miracle and slainte to the health and happiness of you all.







The issue that started it all:

[Cheffie]

Welcome to the world, baby boy!

Congratulations to Crystal, Mike and Mr. & Mrs. Judge-
slainte!!!

[Savage]

Yes, da Judge and Mrs. Judge have it made. Being Grandma or Grandpa is so much fun. I cuddle and kiss and read stories and pass out candy and when that aroma arises, I hand baby off to Mommy or Daddy for waste disposal.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

I cuddle and kiss and read stories and pass out candy and when that aroma arises, I hand baby off to Mommy or Daddy for waste disposal.

You talking about Grumpy here?

[Savage]

I cuddle and kiss and read stories and pass out candy and when that aroma arises, I hand baby off to Mommy or Daddy for waste disposal.

You talking about Grumpy here?

Nah, I got him 89% trained.

[ruiner]

thank god they're coming home tomorrow. it turns out that 4 months married has rendered me helpless. you know, i used to know that the Pam went on the skillet before the french toast did.

[Savage]

thank god they're coming home tomorrow. it turns out that 4 months married has rendered me helpless. you know, i used to know that the Pam went on the skillet before the french toast did.

Y chromosome eats brain. Film at 11.

[ruiner]

seriously. these are things that i know. or did on sunday anyways.

[Savage]

seriously. these are things that i know. or did on sunday anyways.

Eat. Because when LadyRed and the babe come home, you will be waiting on them, hand and foot. (If you don't, you are a bad boy and get coal in your stocking.)

[ruiner]

i was supposed to do the laundry today, but i didn't have enough quarters. i will do it tomorrow though.

[Savage]

No excuse. You'd panhandle for bourbon money, if it came to that, right? Sell your body or something. Momma needs clean sheets.