Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar

[Mr Boozificator]

Apparently, on the day before the Titanic sank, Oggar was heard declaring "Ok, there's never enough ice, so I'll go get myself a big lump of it, even if that means towing it back to here swimming".

[peetie44]

Oggar let me follow him around and pick up his empties once...it was AWESOME!

[Rabies]

When it rains it is not God's tears as you have been told, but God's attempt to supply the distillers of the world with enough water as to quench Oggar's thirst, in fear of him attempting to drink heaven dry.

[Fast Cast]

Liquor companies decided upon 1.75L as the volume of a handle based upon Oggar's average serving size.

[Fast Cast]

Doctors once thought Oggar's liver had shut down....until they realized it simply metabolized all their medical equipment.

[Palinka]

Oggar once threw me across a room, with a twitch of his brow!

No, no, no, no...Wait, that is true.

[Mr. Viking]

I thought I was big...

[l...]

Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.

[Fast Cast]

Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.

Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?

[l...]

Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.

Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?

nah, only toilets...;)

[Palinka]

Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.

[Oggar]

Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.

Getting Austria to surrender isn't much of a feat.

[Fast Cast]

It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.

Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.

[Oggar]

It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.

Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.

Winner!