Oggar drinks so much that 9,000 of Minnesota's lakes were created by him relieving himself. The other 1,000 were formed by his footprints during the spring thaw.
Feel free to add any you are aware of.
Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar
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Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar
by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:43 am
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:45 am
The US military created an indestructible toilet resistant even to bunker buster bombs. It was not, however, resistant to Oggar.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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by The Scotsman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:47 am
Oggar once used the power of science to breed herds of formerly extinct dinosaurs back into existance, only to kill them all so that he could claim responsibility for thier extinction.
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by GinSoakedGirl » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:00 am
Oggar makes Chuck Norris cry.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:04 am
Oggar invented the game "Rock, Paper, Pitcher of Beam and Coke".
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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by GinSoakedGirl » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:06 am
Oggar makes blind men see and lame men walk by gallantly drinking their alcohol for them.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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by The Scotsman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:11 am
The Earth was created from part of the debris caused by a battle between Oggar and Chuck Norris. Scientists speculate that the planet is actually Chuck Norris' nose.
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by greygoose » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:13 am
Upon seeing Jesus turn water into wine, Oggar turned to him and said 'pffffft, watch this!'
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:16 am
The Minnesota Oktoberfest is actually a misnomer. It was really called the Oggtoberfest, but they misspelled it on the flyers.
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by The Scotsman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:17 am
The mere act of Oggar touching you transfers so much alcohol into your bloodstream that you will die instantly.
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by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:27 am
The brewing vats for Budweiser are actually Oggar's old toddler cups. Their natural beechwood aging process? That's his old toothpicks, it's the primary reason the beer registers an ABV.
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by GinSoakedGirl » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:29 am
Oggar can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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by Fast Cast » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:31 am
LollyGSG wrote:Oggar can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Unless he gets there first, in which case there's usually nothing left for the horse.
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by greygoose » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:31 am
Word on the street is Oggar can go to Burger King and order a Quarter Pounder. And he gets it.LollyGSG wrote:Oggar can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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