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Postby Uncle Sal » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:52 am

thanks, I'll figure out how to post photos one day..
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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Postby Cam L Toe » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:05 am

AndrewS wrote:
She seems to like vodka, too. I've given her a little taste and she's licked it off my fingers. Heh.


My dog is a little drunk too. Doesn't seem to like the hard stuff, but wine and beer are another story. She's a lush though apparently. Here's a pic after I gave her a little wine on my finger:

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OK that is so damn cute!!! I wanna hold that sweet little pup and cry sweet tears! What a cutie!
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:49 am

Generic Jug wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
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IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.


Huh?


Sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm.


Who is sarcasm? Do they like honey? Is sarcasm a brand of honey? I don't understand...


sarcasm honey is the best, just don't get drunk off it, it is waaaaay too sweet, mostly sugar, that is a hangover you don't want.


A sweet hangover? Think I'll pass. I like mine sour. Like puke.

i prefer mine "slept through", but sometimes they're made enjoyable by these assholes that think they can make me care about how many innocent people we slaughter in the fight against this or that, they always have some fucking excuse to kill innocent people, and i get to be a very important cog in the great killing machine. WOOOOOOO, HOOOO! if you don't catvh the irony in that, die and suffer you fucking jackass.


yeah, and milk gives me gas


I don't actually have anything relevant to add; I just enjoy watching the boxes spiral around. Well, maybe they're only spiraling for me...

weeeeeeeeeee!!!! uh oh, think i'm gonna puke.
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Postby Omar The Tentmaker » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:11 am

roomate usedta have a iguana, would put him on his leash and have him sit on my arm, he would take sips of my burbon until he got cool then upon being put back in his tank he would fall off the log. good times
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