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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:20 pm

i'm just kiddinb', here have a shot on me, just be careful the body hairs.
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:20 pm

Your little twins hurt my eyes.
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Postby Generic Jug » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:23 pm

Hey, you guys say whatever you want. The Little Twin Stars are just so above you that you cannot comprehend.

Also, it's a little known fact that they have secret ninja powers.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:23 pm

so do yours. i'm just kiddin'. i am very drunk and i apologize naught for being so. y'all are just going to have to live with me.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:24 pm

Generic Jug wrote:Also, it's a little known fact that they have secret ninja powers.
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Postby IntoxiChrist » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:25 pm

I think we folks are the last people who'd condemn you for being sloshed, amigo.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:25 pm

fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:26 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:I think we folks are the last people who'd condemn you for being sloshed, amigo.


comprende' espanolo? yo hablo espanolo muy goodo. yo tako tres yearos del espanolo.
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Postby Generic Jug » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:27 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.


Thanks for the clarificaton. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. "So do my what? My little twin stars? What the...is he talking about my breasts???"

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.
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Postby IntoxiChrist » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:28 pm

Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.
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Postby IntoxiChrist » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:30 pm

Generic Jug wrote:What the...is he talking about my breasts???"


He may not have been, but now I am.

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.


Agreed.
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:30 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.


Thanks for the clarificaton. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. "So do my what? My little twin stars? What the...is he talking about my breasts???"

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.


whoa! you just made my head spin. "so do you" was meant for something competely different and slightly offensive... to some. the one i was referring to was when i quoted... someone, i don't remember who, and forgot to attach my message. don't ever make me explain agian! i don't know why, just don't.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:31 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.


Huh?
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Postby deadpuppiesandwhores » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:31 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.

grassy ass.
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Postby Generic Jug » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:32 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:What the...is he talking about my breasts???"


He may not have been, but now I am.

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.


Agreed.


*grin* Thanks babe, but I don't think the others on this board want to know all that.
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