Live diary - Sept. 6,7,8,9.

[temporary anonimity]

I think I have found paradise - I'm in what I think is the only internet place in this whole town THAT SELLS BOOZE! - plus there's a toilet right next to me. Now thats convenience.

you lucky bastard. this reminds me of Nolan's, one of the best dives I'd ever drunk at. Sunday nights. A forty foot bar with maybe two customers. A large mammaried barmaid. A twenty seven inch TV sitting on the back part of the bar, not six feet directly in front of my stool and showing the ESPN night football game. The men's room directly behind me, not twenty feet away. Next to that door, a kick ass juke box, 3 for $1. Beer bottles at 1.75 or 2, shots the same. No internet. Less than 2 miles from home. Oh lovely sloshedness.

[Savage]

I started my diet today - no snack...gotta save the calories for precious booze.

I started this morning at a slim, trim, ripped, chiseled, cut, buff, bolo, stacked, and jacked 328.2 pounds.

That's about half a human I gotta lose. We'll see how it goes.

You brave man! I will help you by consuming as much chocolate and fritos with bean dip as I can, so there won't be as much around to tempt you.

[fdoosey]

Truly, Savage, the sacrifices you make for the sake of others is just touching. I hope you got the Scoops Fritos - the other ones are inefficient dipping tools.

[massivedrunk]

ill put away some of those twinkies for ya frank, oh ill take care of that cheesecake too.

[Savage]

My bean dip is soft enough so as not to shatter the chips, but the tiny ones are a pain. I like the big ones that aren't the scoops; my dip stays on them just fine. Damn, now I'm going to have to make some, and I'm out of beans, and fritos, and beer.

[LuckyStrikes]

If you have any steaks in the freezer, throw em my way.

[frankennietzsche]

Moderate cardio does wonders if you aren't prone to exercise. Also, if you eat slowly, you eat less.

Good luck.

[Savage]

Bless you, oh bulletproof philosopher, for posting on any topic but the butthead one!

[fdoosey]

Moderate cardio does wonders if you aren't prone to exercise. Also, if you eat slowly, you eat less.

Good luck.

I got exercise equipment and use it now. Thing is, I wasn't the football type I would appear to be (6 feet tall, 6 feet wide) - but I did a lot of manual labor jobs before I got me my edumacation, so I have muscle, it's just, um, sleeping.

[Savage]

I got exercise equipment and use it now. Thing is, I wasn't the football type I would appear to be (6 feet tall, 6 feet wide) - but I did a lot of manual labor jobs before I got me my edumacation, so I have muscle, it's just, um, sleeping.

I love that, may I use it? "I have muscle, it's just sleeping"

(He's not dead, he's just resting!)

[grogzombie]

I love exercise - I could watch it all day. Anyway, only a bit over 2 hours left of my drinking expedition, then its back to the rock I live under. There's never enough hours in a day...

[grogzombie]

I think I have found paradise - I'm in what I think is the only internet place in this whole town THAT SELLS BOOZE! - plus there's a toilet right next to me. Now thats convenience.

you lucky bastard. this reminds me of Nolan's, one of the best dives I'd ever drunk at. Sunday nights. A forty foot bar with maybe two customers. A large mammaried barmaid. A twenty seven inch TV sitting on the back part of the bar, not six feet directly in front of my stool and showing the ESPN night football game. The men's room directly behind me, not twenty feet away. Next to that door, a kick ass juke box, 3 for $1. Beer bottles at 1.75 or 2, shots the same. No internet. Less than 2 miles from home. Oh lovely sloshedness.

Hi G.F. Sounds like a sweet setup there. Am back at the same joint again myself, but the service is so slow that I'm sobering up between drinks. Where I'm sitting, I can see a bar right across the laneway - will investigate. Only an hour and a half left of my drinking expedition. Cheers.

[Omar The Tentmaker]

Hi Grog, lucky you! I am beginning to get the encroaching anxiety of tomorrow's workday. And winter for that matter.
And I have to go down 2 big flights of stairs when I need a new beer. Waaahh. The sheep I count tonight will be frolicking in Australia, I can assure you. The pink elephants never arrived. Indubitably they'll be on the flight with the Germans later on in the week.

G'day Chelsea. I'm concerned about you having to go down two flights of stairs to get a drink - don't you realise that the energy you burn from doing that burns up valuable alcohol?

and that you hafta go back up them after your finished drankin

[Omar The Tentmaker]

whoo-hoo sloth my friend though i cant seem to gain any weight... ill take some if you can spare it

[Chelsea40oz]

and that you hafta go back up them after your finished drankin

I just grab a beer, come right back, keep posting, repeat. :wink: But thanks.