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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby JimLahey » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:48 pm

Come to think of it, neither have I. Bloody Marys are not popular in Canada, they are instead replaced by a variation on it The Caesar which I fucking love. Clamato juice instead of tomato and they usually make them pretty spicy and super cold. Damn, could sure go for one right now.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby frankennietzsche » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:37 pm

Please, people..."BM" is short for "Bowel Movement", using it otherwise leads to confusion, hilarity, and disgusting recipes.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby WolfOfTheWest » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:26 pm

All's I know is, Andy Mccoy drinks Bloody Mary's, so anyone who considers themselves a rock'n'roll fan should too.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby treetop » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:03 pm

"Artistically McCoy's works cover a wide range of music forms, including flamenco, glam punk, glam rock......."
hmmm. i think there might be a reason why i've never heard of this guy.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:07 pm

He does country and western.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Screwball » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:46 pm

Well this is all good and fine but is he as good as the Surreal McCoys?
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby peetie44 » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:22 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:Please, people..."BM" is short for "Bowel Movement", using it otherwise leads to confusion, hilarity, and disgusting recipes.


But then a well-mixed, morning-after Bloody Mary often precedes it's initial's namesake.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby frankennietzsche » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:22 pm

Back in the day, yo, the venerable Palinka posted the virtues of his hungarian-hobo experimentation in crafting a morning bloody mary with canned tomato soup.

Even more ghetto would be making it out of ketchup (especially if it was out of packets.)

(I seem to remember Potsie making a beverage out of a glass of ice and ketchup.)
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby waahoohah » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:38 pm

Biscuits. Garvy. Bloody marys.

That's the breakfast of the motherfuckin' GODS, right there.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Jiggers McCoy » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:37 am

Use to go to brunch a lot and some places do a bottomless deal, where for a nominal fee you can get unlimited bloodies and/or mimosas.

As stated previously, I don't really like bloodies, but it takes about 10 mimosas for me to start feeling it and by that time I'm getting up to piss every 5 minutes.

So I always ask: can I get that deal with screwdrivers? Take the hooch from one, the mixer from the other, and Bob's your uncle.

I've yet to find an establishment that will do it for me. Think outside the box, sheeple!
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby Ptflea2 » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:12 pm

"Brad Wesley" drank one in Road House as he tried to recruit "Dalton" while his black-eyed, playboy model girl friend did arobics in the living room.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby JimLahey » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:29 pm

Jiggers McCoy wrote:Use to go to brunch a lot and some places do a bottomless deal, where for a nominal fee you can get unlimited bloodies and/or mimosas.

As stated previously, I don't really like bloodies, but it takes about 10 mimosas for me to start feeling it and by that time I'm getting up to piss every 5 minutes.

So I always ask: can I get that deal with screwdrivers? Take the hooch from one, the mixer from the other, and Bob's your uncle.

I've yet to find an establishment that will do it for me. Think outside the box, sheeple!


Shit, if I could find a place that gave me unlimited booze for one price I'd live there.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby frankennietzsche » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:54 pm

waahoohah wrote:Biscuits. Garvy.



Got to love the biscuits and Garvy.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:58 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:
waahoohah wrote:Biscuits. Garvy.



Got to love the biscuits and Garvy.


Hell yes biscuits and garvy.
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Re: i have never had a bloody mary

Postby treetop » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:27 am

Ptflea2 wrote:"Brad Wesley" drank one in Road House as he tried to recruit "Dalton" while his black-eyed, playboy model girl friend did arobics in the living room.

brad wesley was a lousy employer and kind of a douche.
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