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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby BalzactheJawsofDeath » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:10 pm

If booze and time is limited ive found that a hot shower while drinking ups the effect. Or if your a swanky mother fucker with a hot tub go for that.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby beerkegbilly » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:49 pm

You could slam some grain.Have few Yukon Cornelius and some beers.I like my Yukon Cornelius 1 shot of peppermint schnapps
2shot of cinnamon schnapps 3 Yukon jack mixed in a old fashion glass no ice with a few shots of Jager and 24 oz to go with it
repeat if you need so.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby frankennietzsche » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:43 am

There's alwasy the Hellraiser drinking game; drink everytime there's blood.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Mr. Viking » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:12 am

last saturday i blacked out within half an hour of starting, just drinking pints of 2/3 whisky, 1/3 water. I reckon it is the quickest way, unless you have a very strong stomach and can just down glasses of grain alcohol
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Lucky » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:34 pm

Ten beers fast in sauna.
Gets me a good, fast buzzz going.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Mr. Viking » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:45 am

Lucky wrote:Ten beers fast in sauna.
Gets me a good, fast buzzz going.

Is there anything special about drinking in the sauna, I know my dad likes a few beers before or after, but I never saw him drinking in the sauna, wouldn't your beer just go warm?
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Two Hearted » Sun Feb 12, 2012 8:15 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:Is there anything special about drinking in the sauna........wouldn't your beer just go warm?


Yes. Especially if you live where I do.

No. Drink it quickly or insulate, silly.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby BBoozer » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:03 am

I like 'slow drinking', it's environment-friendly and politically correct.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:07 pm

Donate blood first.

Or, alternatively, enjoy any of a number of recipes I developed/learned while in college. We're Greeks, it's what we do.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Wingman » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:50 pm

Two Hearted wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:Is there anything special about drinking in the sauna........wouldn't your beer just go warm?


Yes. Especially if you live where I do.

No. Drink it quickly or insulate, silly.


yeah, mr. v, it's like a shower beer, only without as much water.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Mr. Viking » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:02 pm

I'd have to say it's hard to compare anything to the buzz you get with a quad scotch after giving blood
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby BBoozer » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:36 am

Jollyroger1210 wrote: We're Greeks, it's what we do.


That's not what you do. You Greeks don't have any money to drink. Yassas.

Oh, maybe you're an American Greek. That's an entirely different story.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby Jollyroger1210 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:56 pm

BBoozer wrote:
Jollyroger1210 wrote: We're Greeks, it's what we do.


That's not what you do. You Greeks don't have any money to drink. Yassas.

Oh, maybe you're an American Greek. That's an entirely different story.



College Greek. Not saying we have a lot of money either, but hey, those stereotypes ain't gonna reinforce themselves.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby BBoozer » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:12 am

Jollyroger1210 wrote:
BBoozer wrote:
Jollyroger1210 wrote: We're Greeks, it's what we do.


That's not what you do. You Greeks don't have any money to drink. Yassas.

Oh, maybe you're an American Greek. That's an entirely different story.



College Greek. Not saying we have a lot of money either, but hey, those stereotypes ain't gonna reinforce themselves.


Well, in any case, I love Greece and I love Greek people. Got lost in a bar in Nafplio once and had a great time, including total blackout, with some old geezers (they must have been in their seventies). I was a university student back then and they introduced me to Retsina first and then to Metaxa, over and over again. Many toasts on Greece later I found myself totally wasted with my then-girlfriend in our hotel room. The old men were probably still drinking their metaxa. I guess that evening may have been the start of my drinking days.

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Re: Getting drunk quick.

Postby John Barleycorn » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:37 pm

Chug a couple big scotch and sodas
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