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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Miklo » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:40 pm

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The Frederick wrote:Can't help ya son. But I did once sodomise a girl, and I have to say, your way of life certainly has something to it.

Something strange there: it's a common male fantasy that I definitely don't share. Wayyy too unhygienic for me. The weirdest thing is that some girls totally ask for it. Never been my thing. I wouldn't put the tip of my umbrella there and even less my... well, you know what I mean.


Pass her my way, I dont mind at all.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby The Limey » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:59 pm

If you have a little todger the ass will be a nice change. Especially if when in the pussy it's like a bat in a cave.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Mr. Viking » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:13 pm

for two bottles of whiskey I'll do anything
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby BBoozer » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:04 am

When the girl adheres to a fine personal hygiene, buttfucking is as clean as anything else (mind you, personal hygiene is a prerequisite for any kind of sex). But, some may say, an asshole is an asshole, but I like to feel titties while getting at it.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Uncle Sal » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:15 am

I met this guy named lucky strikes last time I was drinking in the UK....
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Resident Asshole » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:50 pm

My question is, are there any UK drinkers out there who are NOT gay? (present company excluded) It just seems like a bunch of them flock here for some reason.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Surreal » Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:59 am

Uncle Sal wrote:I met this guy named lucky strikes last time I was drinking in the UK....


Was that during Europe '72?
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby peetie44 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:25 am

Surreal wrote:
Uncle Sal wrote:I met this guy named lucky strikes last time I was drinking in the UK....


Was that during Europe '72?


Possibly during the Isle of Mr Wight Festival?
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Mr Boozificator » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:42 am

Surreal wrote:
Uncle Sal wrote:I met this guy named lucky strikes last time I was drinking in the UK....


Was that during Europe '72?

There's no Europe, only vassal countries around my kingd... wait, no, that's not what I meant. It's just that I couldn't drink that much during the week-end and now I have to work, and so i'm in a terrible mood and so on and so on, blah blah blah, war upon our neighbors, blah blah blah.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby JimLahey » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:06 pm

I love that we are talking about sodomy in The Art of Getting Hammered.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:59 pm

JimLahey wrote:I love that we are talking about sodomy in The Art of Getting Hammered.


Just face it - you love sodomy.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby Screwball » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:14 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
JimLahey wrote:I love that we are talking about sodomy in The Art of Getting Hammered.


Just face it - you love sodomy.



Like Randy loves cheeseburger.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:47 pm

Now I think I understand the dirty burger.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby JimLahey » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:15 pm

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure Randy is the bottom... bumblebee lookin' cocksucker.
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Re: Any UK drinkers out there who are gay ?

Postby peetie44 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:34 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTkewv1NuuY
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