Should you always be incontrol of your drinking?

[The Limey]

I was out with a Liverpool lass the other night. I was just getting down to some serious fingering when she whispered,
"That's nice, but your ring's scratching inside me.."

I said, "It's not my ring, it's my watch!"

[Oggar]

I have a feeling you are a 12 stepper in a tippler's clothing.

That's what my response was based on. All their postings in this thread have that sort of vibe. "Oh, I'm so dangerously out of control." Shit lady you went home with a tattooist and let him pull down your pants and you got fingerbanged like you were back in high school. You also got a tattoo and seem to recall everything which means you purposefully sat there for it. But don't take any responsibility for it, just blame the booze.

[John Barleycorn]

So this smoking hot gal walks into a dive bar, orders 15 shots of tequila. The bartender pours em, and she slams them all down, one right after the other. She promptly passes out. The regulars shrug at each other and decide to take turns banging her.

Next day, same gal comes in again, orders another 15 tequila shots. One after the other, she slams 'em all down and passes out. The regulars shrug, and all take turns banging her again.

Third day, same hot chick comes in. She takes a seat on the stool and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender starts pouring 'em and asks, "I thought your drink was tequila, wasn't it?"

The gal replies, "Nah, tequila makes my pussy hurt."

That's fantastic. I can't wait to share this joke with friends at dinner tonight.

[WolfOfTheWest]

So this smoking hot gal walks into a dive bar, orders 15 shots of tequila. The bartender pours em, and she slams them all down, one right after the other. She promptly passes out. The regulars shrug at each other and decide to take turns banging her.

Next day, same gal comes in again, orders another 15 tequila shots. One after the other, she slams 'em all down and passes out. The regulars shrug, and all take turns banging her again.

Third day, same hot chick comes in. She takes a seat on the stool and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender starts pouring 'em and asks, "I thought your drink was tequila, wasn't it?"

The gal replies, "Nah, tequila makes my pussy hurt."

That's fantastic. I can't wait to share this joke with friends at dinner tonight.

I was just thinking the same thing!

Oh and DrunKitty, stop worrying about the tattoo. Probably 20% of mine were unplanned in a state of reckless drunkeness, but don't be thinking they were mistakes. It's all a part of lifes rich tapestry. We live how we live, and it means certain things we do are unavoidable and shouldn't be considered a bad thing. It's just another story.
The fingerbang - slightly less so, but you get my drift.

[DeeboCools]

Smells like Calvinism up in here. Somebody open a window.

[WolfOfTheWest]

Smells like Calvinism up in here. Somebody open a window.

Just put Calvinism in Wikipedia and it looks like some kind of God noise. There's no need for that here bro. People have been barred from my local for talkin about that big bearded bugger. If there is someone who can turn water into wine out there, I'd love to meet him, but seriously...

[John Barleycorn]

I didn't realize that Calvin had so much to say about finger fucking!

[captain gonzo]

Fuck this shit....if you are in control you don't drink enough to be called a drinker.

Drinking is about letting go not more social conformity bullshit where you watch your every move. Fuck control.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Fuck control.

HARUMPH!

[captain gonzo]

Fuck control.

HARUMPH!

Yeah fuck that too.

[Wingman]

john calvin got kicked out of my town. apparently he was a real asshat.

[DeeboCools]

I didn't realize that Calvin had so much to say about finger fucking!

if god will thee to be finger fucked thall shalt be finger fucked by the hand of an angry god!

[DeeboCools]

Just put Calvinism in Wikipedia and it looks like some kind of God noise. There's no need for that here bro. People have been barred from my local for talkin about that big bearded bugger. If there is someone who can turn water into wine out there, I'd love to meet him, but seriously...

Yeah, was just making a predestination joke. Not a believer here. It was just funnier than saying "Smells like no free will up in here"... or maybe not.

[ThirstyDrunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqoVBTiO58

[peetie44]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHwaKdi6Qf8