BBoozer wrote:The Limey wrote:I just got paid.
I just got laid.
coincidence?
The Best Excuse to Drink Today
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Wingman » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:03 am
coincidence?
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Bur » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:17 am
Wingman wrote:BBoozer wrote:The Limey wrote:I just got paid.
I just got laid.
coincidence?
Well, you better pay off your debts while you still can, I think.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JimLahey » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:32 pm
Because on days where you have nothing to do, you better have a drink in your hand at all times.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by The Goat » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:35 pm
because i bought a new bottle today when i found some time to slip out of the office
"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice." - Abraham Lincoln in an address to the Washington Temperance Society in 1842
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:25 pm
jannypan wrote:BOOYAH!
Indeed
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by SourMash » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:51 pm
Liquor and time, liquor and time....
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Katiee » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:11 am
A tiny bender that will end today so a few beers now won't hurt.
How do you feel today? Good thanks, tipsy but just short of seeing pink elephants.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Surreal » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:09 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:jannypan wrote:BOOYAH!
Indeed
Best Excuse?
Thirsty's new avatar.
I KNOWN NUUUUUUTHING!
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Katiee » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:49 pm
Fun :D
How do you feel today? Good thanks, tipsy but just short of seeing pink elephants.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Katiee » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:24 am
I lost my phone last night now i have to use my boring flatmates as our house phone broke :(
How do you feel today? Good thanks, tipsy but just short of seeing pink elephants.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by The Limey » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:11 pm
Another Scottish distillery in the bag.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by mr.bixby » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:37 pm
When someone brings you a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 when beer is starting to taste like water, then crashes at 9:30 p.m., I'm taking full advantage. Another four hours of bliss and entertainment and I hope he is having some wonderful dreams.
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