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The Best Excuse to Drink Today
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by ThirstyDrunk » Mon May 23, 2011 1:11 pm
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by FearNoBeer » Wed May 25, 2011 7:13 am
Because I want to. That´s not an excuse, that´s the LAW!
Evil remains Evil...
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Fabricsoftner » Wed May 25, 2011 9:46 am
Because I'm drunk!
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by The Limey » Wed May 25, 2011 7:39 pm
I found a bottle of whisky i didn't know i had, party time.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by beerkegbilly » Wed May 25, 2011 8:16 pm
why not I'm young and I got some money
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by beerkegbilly » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:35 pm
miller high life is doing a giving away.For bottle top or can top they get.They will give ten cents to vet of Iraq Afghanistan for a welcome home parties and junk some I'm drinking up
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Impish Boozehound » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:11 pm
'Cause im on vaction,
and this as tropical as I get.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by captain gonzo » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:57 pm
I just became an uncle, and someone has to wet the baby;s head
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Bur » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:10 am
captain gonzo wrote:I just became an uncle, and someone has to wet the baby;s head
You're going to puke on the kid?
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by captain gonzo » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:05 pm
Bur wrote:captain gonzo wrote:I just became an uncle, and someone has to wet the baby;s head
You're going to puke on the kid?
Maybe thats not a saying that ever got outside the UK, also I haven't puked for years so hopefully not.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:36 am
June 9, 1911 Carrie Nation bit the dust.
June 9, 1973 Secretariat became a legend at the Belmont.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoFquax2F-k
June 9, 1973 Secretariat became a legend at the Belmont.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoFquax2F-k
Shine your light, move it on, you burn so bright, roll on John.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by mr.bixby » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:02 pm
The NBA draft.
You look around each corner, hoping that she's there. You try to play the fool perhaps, pretend that you don't care. But it doesn't do a bit of good, you got to seek to you find, or you'll never unwind.
Leaving Las Vegas
Leaving Las Vegas
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JohnnyT » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:55 pm
Sverre become King of Norway in 1194.
To the King!
To the King!
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by BBoozer » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:13 am
The Limey wrote:I just got paid.
I just got laid.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Shane-O-Matic » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:56 am
Brilliant summer's day and I'm being confined to a basement. A basement filled with alcohol.
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