The Best Excuse to Drink Today
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by mr.bixby » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:54 pm
Nixon had to be a drinker. I can't see him not being but in a elitism type way, like Bush Jr. used to be before he was born again and turned into a complete elitist. Thanks for your scheduled drugs laws that no one will reform, among other things, what a fucking legacy.
You look around each corner, hoping that she's there. You try to play the fool perhaps, pretend that you don't care. But it doesn't do a bit of good, you got to seek to you find, or you'll never unwind.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JohnnyT » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:30 pm
From the "365 Excuses to get Soused" article:
March 29: Expulsion of the Demons of Bad Luck Festival (Tibet). Demonic possession is bad enough, but bad luck demons? Believe me, you don’t want ‘em.
Exorcism By Fire
1 1/2 oz Pernod
1 lemon wedge
6 dashes Tabasco Sauce
Coat the lemon wedge with sugar. Douse the lemon wedge with the 6 dashes of Tabasco. Shoot the Pernod and suck the lemon.
March 29: Expulsion of the Demons of Bad Luck Festival (Tibet). Demonic possession is bad enough, but bad luck demons? Believe me, you don’t want ‘em.
Exorcism By Fire
1 1/2 oz Pernod
1 lemon wedge
6 dashes Tabasco Sauce
Coat the lemon wedge with sugar. Douse the lemon wedge with the 6 dashes of Tabasco. Shoot the Pernod and suck the lemon.
- JohnnyT
Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Mayhems » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:00 pm
J. Tequila wrote:From the "365 Excuses to get Soused" article:
March 29: Expulsion of the Demons of Bad Luck Festival (Tibet). Demonic possession is bad enough, but bad luck demons? Believe me, you don’t want ‘em.
Exorcism By Fire
1 1/2 oz Pernod
1 lemon wedge
6 dashes Tabasco Sauce
Coat the lemon wedge with sugar. Douse the lemon wedge with the 6 dashes of Tabasco. Shoot the Pernod and suck the lemon.
That's funny, as it is also my exwife's birthday today.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by waahoohah » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:41 pm
Have a day off tomorrow!
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Two Hearted » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:58 pm
There's a 30-pack in my fridge, and BR ingredients in the liquor cabinet.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JohnnyT » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:55 pm
Two Hearted wrote:There's a 30-pack in my fridge
i love it when you talk like that.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by beerkegbilly » Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:04 pm
today ends in a y My all time Favorite one
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by The Limey » Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:25 pm
Came home earlier to find over a dozen open bottles of whisky on the shelf. I thought i'd better drink some as it's only evaporating.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by John Barleycorn » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:21 pm
Because I got summoned to a meeting this morning while starting my work at home.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by Surreal » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:20 pm
wired wrote:Because the booze will not drink itself.
This.
And the first few pages of this thread were epic.
Hunter's obit?
Sublime.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JimLahey » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:05 am
Because I'm hungover a bit and a few beers will do the trick.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by JimLahey » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:06 am
By "a few" I mean around 10.
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Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
by whiskeyprick » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:31 pm
My employee brought me a new (to me) issue of the Magazine.
I like my women like I like my scotch: 21 years old, complex, balanced, and deliciously smooth.
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