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Re: Bourbon

Postby John Barleycorn » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:21 pm

TheBigCasino wrote:I haven't heard of it, but I'm not in KY. The thing about exports only, you might be drinking Beam, just with a different label on it. Apparently, American Whiskey is on the upswing - and with that, there is some fuckery afoot.

Last weekend, I was drinking a 9 dollar bottle bottle of Whiskey, and it was Beam Black - just in a different bottle (Beam Black sells for about 23 bucks for a 750ml).

I'm not sure I trust Beam Global anymore, and Diageo is suspect. Strange times.


What was the $9 bottle?
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Re: Bourbon

Postby perfectly pickled » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:49 pm

thought you would all appreciate this - the 4 stages of makers mark maturation
http://whiskyforeveryone.blogspot.com/2011/10/meeting-greg-davis-makers-mark-master.html
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Re: Bourbon

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:20 pm

Hey I seen the shit first hand.
Stuck my finger in the mash.
Makers Mark mash rightchya.

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Re: Bourbon

Postby The Limey » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:39 pm

I used to have a carpet that colour.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby Wingman » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:49 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.


i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Bourbon

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:38 pm

I don't know much about Bourbon, but here is what I have to say: If ruby and amber were mixed together with fire and made liquid, that's how it would taste.
Now the Casino can spank my ass, but drinking that WT rare brew is what I actually experience.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby John Barleycorn » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:17 pm

Wingman wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.


i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.


Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby JimLahey » Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:09 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:
Wingman wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.


i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.


Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.


Bravo John. Bravo.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:37 pm

Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
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Re: Bourbon

Postby Mr Boozificator » Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:14 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...

Yet there is a moon over Bourbon street.
Halloween is coming and what I do may be wrong, yet you people begged for it.
No I can never show my face at noon...
Bourbon, shall now bring to my heart the boom.
Don't worry, there is a moon
over Bourbon street.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby The Limey » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:28 am

Everyone bow at the feet of George T Stagg, for he is our fire-breathing Lord...
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Re: Bourbon

Postby peetie44 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:11 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.


Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.
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Re: Bourbon

Postby ThirstyDrunk » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:03 am

peetie44 wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.


Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.


They had to pull my head out of that shit. I lost a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...
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Re: Bourbon

Postby frankennietzsche » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:10 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:, and a do-rag ...


Had you been breakdancing?
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Re: Bourbon

Postby Wingman » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:36 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote: a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...


a prize inside every bottle! you know, besides the buzz....
Stupid should hurt.

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