Drunken Photographs

by **Guest** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:51 pm

barcalounge wrote:

Here are a couple from a recent drunken outing. I have no recollection of them being taken but I'm led to believe they're genuine.

Barcalounge, you gotta learn to smile, man: 1. you're drinking; 2. there's a blonde waiting at the end o the bar; 3. you're in a bar; 4. another pop is on the way; 5. people wonder why; 6. when you down that one, another's coming

by **Barca** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:52 pm

I smile before and after the pics, just not during.

I have a horrible time holding the face if they're slow to take the pic.

by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:58 am

I was very hesitant about posting my photograph.

I have a physical disability. Until recently (I went into therapy), I didn't allow myself to be photographed. My therapist says that I need to confront my fears.

My disability is that I bloat after the intake of liquids.

The photograph on the left is me before I drink. The photo on the right, that's how I look after I leave the bar. I have to wear stretchable clothes.

sometimes, I am a blonde

by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:00 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:I was very hesistant about posting my photograph.

I have a physical disability. Until recently (I went into therapy), I didn't allow myself to be photographed. My therapist says that I need to confront my fears.

My disability is that I bloat after the intake of liquids.

The photograph on the left is me before I drink. The photo on the right, that's how I look after I leave the bar. I have to wear stretchable clothes.

sometimes, I am a blonde

It all works out in the end Lucky. By time I leave a bar, a girl that looks like the ones on the right, look like the ones on the left to me anyways.

by **Palinka** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:10 am

Ahhh, alcohol. Helping ugly people get laid since 2000B.C.

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:16 pm

i must be drunk, i don't see a difference

by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:27 pm

Lucky! :lol: I am so glad for the beergoggle inversion. I leave the house all gussied up but after a few drinks any photogenic qualities I have begin to deteriorate. I love it when people take pictures at parties, I just can't stand the shots of me personally a few hours in to the festivities. :( And, it's the only form of documentation we ever really have.
Fortunately the beergoggle factor experienced by those around me probably compensates, so it's not so bad in person. But that's why I took the dominatrix picture of myself off of this thread -- the makeup had kind of melted off in the sun, leaving only the weird lip-thing I always seem to do in photos when drunk. :oops:

by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:06 pm

Chelsea, I know what you mean. Those photos that make you look like a marionette and some kid who tortures animals is pulling the strings.

The red eye; need I say more. For the time it took to snap the picture, all of sudden you've got dog DNA.

Eyes period. The first to go after a good drunk. Mine always look like donuts - big, round and glazed.

by **UnkleLemmy** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:44 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Lucky! :lol: I am so glad for the beergoggle inversion. I leave the house all gussied up but after a few drinks any photogenic qualities I have begin to deteriorate. I love it when people take pictures at parties, I just can't stand the shots of me personally a few hours in to the festivities. :( And, it's the only form of documentation we ever really have.
Fortunately the beergoggle factor experienced by those around me probably compensates, so it's not so bad in person. But that's why I took the dominatrix picture of myself off of this thread -- the makeup had kind of melted off in the sun, leaving only the weird lip-thing I always seem to do in photos when drunk. :oops:

Sorry Chelsea, but speaking as an ugly person, I hate it when one as beautifull as you complains about looking bad in a picture. Its just like those awfull Cosmo articles that gives so many beautifull women complexes.

by **Chelsea40oz** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:13 pm

Shucks, Lemmy, that was really nice to say. We are all our own worst critics -- and I think that applies to you as well. Chin up, buddy. :wink:

by **deadpuppiesandwhores** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 1:54 pm

i never got tosee taht pic. you're going to have top repost it i think.

by **thirsty4beer** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 6:53 pm

i agree with dpaw.i missed the pic too.bring it basck; pleeeeeeeeze

by **Palinka** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:30 pm

thirsty4beer wrote:i agree with dpaw.i missed the pic too.bring it back; pleeeeeeeeze

And who amongst us is brave enough to submit his image for public consumption...?
(I use ellipses far too much when I'm drunk...)

by **Circling over Shannon** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:58 am

ahhhhhahaha! That vomit Pic is fuckin brilliant! I'm goin a print it out and hang it up on my dorm door.
I gotta get me a polaroid

by **Circling over Shannon** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:04 am

Combat Rock -- that photography is kick-ass.
awesome pics

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