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Postby fdoosey » Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:28 pm

Hell, I'm glad I know my office doesn't monitor us.

I'd get canned in a second for all the surfing I do.

Hang in there, lad.
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Postby TARTANSPECIAL » Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:42 pm

fdoosey wrote:Hell, I'm glad I know my office doesn't monitor us.

I'd get canned in a second for all the surfing I do.

Hang in there, lad.

Will do, my friend.
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Postby massivedrunk » Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:59 pm

you forget my scottish friend when one drunk goes down we all drink a case for you sir. your boss is an ass. thats all.
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Postby TARTANSPECIAL » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:04 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:you forget my scottish friend when one drunk goes down we all drink a case for you sir. your boss is an ass. thats all.

No i hate to contradict you, but my boss is a complete pricck :twisted:
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Postby massivedrunk » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:07 pm

No i hate to contradict you, but my boss is a complete pricck


im sorry mister
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Postby Uncle Sal » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:10 pm

good, think of the raise they are wasting on more people in cubicles who are probably also being monitored by other people who are.....
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Postby TARTANSPECIAL » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:14 pm

No they do not think of people. We are just a number to them :evil:
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:35 pm

Thank goodness you're back! Don't they have enough to worry about. Don't they know the shape the world is in? Spend more time on affairs that mean something, instead of what we are doing on the computers you put our desks. And dammit, pay us more! Shit. One of my benefits is the goddamn Dell computer.
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Postby TARTANSPECIAL » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:39 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Thank goodness you're back! Don't they have enough to worry about. Don't they know the shape the world is in? Spend more time on affairs that mean something, instead of what we are doing on the computers you put our desks. And dammit, pay us more! Shit. One of my benefits is the goddamn Dell computer.

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Postby Palinka » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:38 pm

Fuck those fucking fuckers. Give out the address and I, for one, will be pissing through the letter box.
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Postby massivedrunk » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:41 pm

Fuck those fucking fuckers. Give out the address and I, for one, will be pissing through the letter box.


sounds good general drunky
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Postby LuckyStrikes » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:42 pm

Sorry folks, but i usually tie one on onThursdays...it's like christmas eve...better than Christmas (Fridays)
Anway....

"Where is Saddam Hussein" - I dunno
"Where is Bin Laden" - I dunno
"Where is the budge of CA"- I dunno
"What websites has Tartan visited" - Modern Drunkard Magazine,

Go figure!!!

It took eme like twenty minutes to write this post....
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Postby Dan Quixote » Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:53 pm

Sorry I din't post earlier Tartan, I can only log in from work as of this week. My condolences go out to you, sir. If you need any help with revenge, I work for an ISP and have tons upon tons of listings of Spam Mailing Lists. Just say the word and those fucktards will drown in a sea of Penis Enlargement!
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Postby CrunchyPissCrystals » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:22 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Sorry folks, but i usually tie one on onThursdays...it's like christmas eve...better than Christmas (Fridays)
Anway....

"Where is Saddam Hussein" - I dunno
"Where is Bin Laden" - I dunno
"Where is the budge of CA"- I dunno
"What websites has Tartan visited" - Modern Drunkard Magazine,

Go figure!!!

It took eme like twenty minutes to write this post....


I love this post.


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Postby WmBurroughs » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:53 am

I dont like any kind of police. Or policys either
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