I always wanted to go to Scotland.
Visit the old castles, the Cragganmore distillery and also the Bowmore distillery.
Also, not eat haggis.
Little Joe
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by UnkleLemmy » Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:41 pm
My sister had a cabage patch kid with a mohawk. I shit you not. I wish we still had that thing.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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by UnkleLemmy » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:41 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote:UnkleLemmy
You cant prove that its mine! I hardly knew the girl.
And the kid looks like Palinka anyways.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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by fdoosey » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:26 pm
It looks nothing like Palinka - there's no absinthe in its bottle.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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by Savage » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:12 pm
Oh dear god. I've forgotten what this thread is about and what the hell i was going to say. but Chelsea, I swear your bottle guy's eyes and mouth moved. I went back to see what he was saying, but nothing. then just as I was moving on, his eyes moved like he was looking at me. I should be scared i guess
Life is hard. Death is easy.
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by Uncle Sal » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:36 pm
well, he must be looking at you, wasn't winking at me... at least I didn't think it was me....
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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by Palinka » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:53 pm
UnkleLemmy wrote:You cant prove that its mine! I hardly knew the girl.
And the kid looks like Palinka anyways.
It's a goddamned lie. I never met the girl. It wasn't me. She was like that when I met her. When I passed out she was talking to Sal.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
...He used to do surgery...
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by LuckyStrikes » Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:55 am
HELP!!!!!! They snatched me last night, the baby too!!! They're mean, they're forcing us to drink Mountain Dew. Help us!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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by UnkleLemmy » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:12 am
"We got Mountain Dew and Clam Juice."
"Ewwwww! I'll take the Clam Juice."
"Ewwwww! I'll take the Clam Juice."
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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by Combat Rock » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:32 am
LuckyStrikes wrote:I know who he is! He was a war hero, made movies, drank a lot, opened up a auto detailing business in the Valley, I think. He was a cute guy!!
Hecks yeah! Most decorated US soldier of WWII, Western star, and drunk. Pretty big idol of mine, especially since I'm a 40s/WWII/50s buff.
Anyway, yeah, I look a hell of alot like that picture of him in the trenchcoat in that link Hugh provided. 'Specially the hair. I'm 27 though, so I think I'm a few years older than he probably was in that shot.
Interesting side note - he slept with a .45 under his pillow.
Whatta man!
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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by Joe Twelvepack » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:40 am
I'd be afraid of blowing my own head off in a drunken blackout.
stop thinking start drinking
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by deadpuppiesandwhores » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:27 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote:UnkleLemmy
i don't get it. it just says that this site doesn't support remote linking and some other garbage. am i the only one thgat sees that
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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