Schedule of Events
THURSDAY, AUGUST 28
Three Kings Tavern
4pm MEET AND GREET FOR EARLY ARRIVALS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 29
Three Kings Tavern
Noon - 7pm MEET AND GREET Mingle and get mullocked with the finest drunks in the world.
7pm OPENING CEREMONIES MC Sid Pink welcomes conventioneers.
7:15pm KICK OFF SPEECH Editor/Publisher Frank Kelly Rich introduces the MDM staff and delivers his notoriously erratic opening rant.
7:30pm THE DRUNKARD DATING GAME Contestants selected from the crowd will compete for the affections of a lovely lush. A romantic hangover brunch at a dive bar with an open bar tab for the lucky winner.8:30pm ORACLE DANCE TROUPE The soused sirens of Oracle perform their awe-inspiring act.
9:30pm THE LIMBS One man, many instruments, one helluva show.
10:30pm THE HOLLYFELDS Soulful alt-country with a fine whiskey edge.
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11:30pm DRAG THE RIVER . Some of the finest booze-drenched country-rock you'll ever lay ear to.
12:30am - 2 AM GENERAL BOOZING AND TOMFOOLERY
SATURDAY, AUGUST 30
Three Kings
Noon - 4pm MEET AND GREET Mingle and get mullocked with the finest drunks in the world.
4pm MDM’S SHORT FILM CONTEST Screening of 2nd Place Winner.
4:45pm MDM PANEL DISCUSSION All questions slurred at.
5:15pm TIPSY TRIVIA CHALLENGE Flaunt your drinking knowledge and win prizes.
6pm DRUNKARD POETRY JAM (Hosted by MDM Poetry Editor Doug Manion) Your chance to get on stage and revel the crowd with your plastered poetry.
7pm DRUNKARD DATING GAME Contestants selected from the crowd will compete for the affections of a lovely lush. A romantic hangover brunch at a filthy dive bar with an open bar tab for the lucky winner.
8pm VELVET ELVIS The King is alive and, well, loaded.
8:45pm BURLESQUE AS IT WAS Lovely and talented dancers entertain and enthrall.
9:45pm 4th YEAR FRESHMAN
10:35pm KING RAT Premier punk rock by guys who are probably drunker than you are.
11:40pm BAND (TBA)
12:45pm – 2am GENERAL BOOZING AND TOMFOOLERY
SUNDAY, AUGUST 31
Noon - 2pm MEET AND GREET Mingle and get mullocked with the finest drunks in the world.
2pm BAR NAPKIN ART CONTEST (Hosted by Troy Baxley) Scribble your way to free bottles of liquor.
4pm WASTED IN THE OLD WEST MDM Staff writer Rich English introduces you to the notorious drunks who made the West wild.
6pm MDM’S SHORT FILM CONTEST The First Place entry is screened.
6:15pm CROCKED KARAOKE Your chance to torture your peers with your lovely singing voice.
8pm BURLESQUE AS IT WAS Lovely and talented dancers entertain and enthrall.
9pm DENVER JOE AND THE LOVESICK SADDLE TRAMPS Denver legend and whiskey icon.
10pm THE FABULOUS BOOGIENAUTS Legendary drunk-funk outfit reunites for the convention.
11:15pm BAND (TBA)
12:15 AM CLOSING RANT Editor/Publisher Frank Kelly Rich caps the convention with a rousing speech, inspiring conventioneers to wonder: “What the hell did that drunk bastard just say?”
Schedule is subject to change.
Day passes will also be available for $20, but they do not entitle you to the convention T-shirt and poster.
Get your pass here.
Note: You must be 21 years old or over to attend the convention.
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